The Rest of the World

"I’m not accusing. I’m observing."

"At this point we’re basically free-associating and she’s still matching us move for move.”

“We remain fully committed to combating actual antisemitism — defined as prejudice against Jews who explicitly reject Zionism.”

It delivers moral urgency and victim status without the inconvenience of actual dietary change.

"The most heinous acts in other contexts are heroic when perpetrated for Palestine. Or just against Jews.”

"In my country we know exactly who to blame. Why don’t the Americans?”

“You want to fix the F train? What about fixing the occupation?!”

When asked for clarification, he replied, “What was the question again? Beautiful question, by the way.”

“Someone needs to be gassed over this.”

“They’re going to need a much more impressive collection of DVDs before anyone takes them seriously.”

“Bunk beds, three meals a day, arts and crafts with a political theme, about Zionism? Sign me up.”

“Metrics show millions of engagements from accounts that are clearly organic Americans who just happen to post at 3 a.m.”

“He was probably just there doing journalism.”

Pakistan’s position on Israel requires no actual policy sacrifices beyond ritualistic diplomacy.

“Your resistance to imperialism has prevailed in the court of global opinion, which is the only arena that counts.”

He might revise it to a promise to arrest Netanyahu’s corpse.

“Opera can’t compete with this.”

Insistence that he is “not suicidal” – as if he is important enough to target – was the last straw.

Why chase phantom graves when real ones can be arranged?

The excision necessitated the removal of some surrounding brain tissue from the host, but he wasn’t using it anyway.

But if too many USS Liberty memes get shared online, Israel will shorten the leash again.

The boats will ride the waves created by all the icebergs that have already melted because climate alarmism cannot be wrong.

“I’m booked solid disrupting a Hillel event. Priorities, you know?”

Planners have also vetoed Chicago, worried the peaceful city will become a chaotic hellscape of gangland violence.

Arabs, in fact, once refused to refer to the land by the European term “Palestine” at all, seeking to identify instead with the larger ethnicity that settler-colonized the entire region.

“That’s also why they killed Uncle Candace Owen and made it look like Imperial stormtroopers did it.”

“People might think all us delusionals are just copying her podcast.”

“The case against him is as flimsy and ill-conceived as a cheese tree.”

Simply redefine “Zionism” as something everyone opposes, such as strangling puppies, or microwaving fish in a shared office.

“I can’t figure out what else we have to offer the world.”

His base plans to show its pleasure at the outcome in the manner forged in European cities: calls for violence against Jews.

Officials found no fentanyl on board the craft, just as the various Gaza flotillas carried no food, but did find marijuana, cocaine, and several cases of cheap beer.

“People of conscience everywhere are finally waking up,”

It remains unclear whether, like the Palestinian policy, the payments will only take place if the victims are Jews.

“This plan would spell disaster for the very enterprises that Trump thinks will want to develop Gaza.”

“A cynical move that tries to take the focus off the Gaza genocide by calling attention to a real genocide.”

An ironic revival.

Numerous countries can offer hamberders in suitable quantities.

“The Western brains focus only on the ta-tas.”

The disorder in its various form will bear the designation P.O.S., for Palestine Obsession Syndrome.

“Within a couple of generations, it’s questionable whether there will be any Christians at all left in Europe.”

The pundit’s risk of heat disease will wane substantially if he stops accepting as true the various libels of Israel’s actions in the Gaza Strip.

He has exhausted all of his personal resources and gone into debt.

“Other people are enjoying better results and notoriety by waving Palestinian flags than we are.”

“It’s the Jews’ fault this is happening, obviously.”

The mix-up might trace to Qantas’s frequent flyer program, which allows passengers to use miles on El Al.

“It would help to have a Democratic administration in place.”

“Zionist machinations never cease.”

“We’re not in favor, per se, of undocumented migrants killing… but for Palestinians… we call that justice.”

They hope thus to remedy the fractures within their political following.

One success metric: if Democrats stop reflexively siding against Jewish safety just because Trump is for it.

“If I can get in on the ground floor of, say, casting Jews as the masterminds behind the death of the dinosaurs, I can make a real name for myself.”

“These boots were made for lickin.'”

“None of that has any measurable, quantifiable outputs that I can write and not look like an idiotic fake.”

“The indigenous Palestinian population of Julf Al-Mariq will resist this imperialism just as we resist Zionist settler colonialism.”

No one wants to absorb a population steeped in radicalism, hatred, and violence.

“No overcrowding there.”

“That was powerful,” remarked MSNBC commentator Rachel Maddow.

“He has moments of lucidity; he gets this look of abject horror.”

“We regret that we did not act sooner.”