Politics

Otherwise, the anti-Israel activists would be wrong, and THAT cannot be true.

She might vote, if the line at her local polling station looks shorter than the one she usually maintains in the waiting room at work.

They make the bacteria sick to their own stomachs, rendering them unable to perform their metabolic and ecological role.

The candidate’s former teacher, reached at a retirement home in Natanya, said she had been patient.

“This was never about Israeli domestic politics,” a British official said, in the tone of a man who has not looked at a calendar.

“If it’s a circus, it looks like a hit. We know how to campaign against a hit.”

"Ideally, we would also bring back the uniting factor of rampant Arab military attacks from every direction."

"True right-wing governance means endless discussions about changing the rules, followed by zero actual changes."

Some characters also labor under permanent severe encumbrance caused by the sheer weight of ideological inventory.

It has long been credited with shielding him from corruption trials, coalition collapses, and repeated challenges from rivals.

"Oh, and by the way, we want extra quail stipends for yeshiva students with six or more children.”

"The Israeli right is splintering like a broken bat."

“Public irritation is merely a transitional phase on the road to gratitude.”

“I ate the fries. Cold ones, even. That’s how committed I am to understanding your pain.”

The For Olim – Overdue Decency (FOOD) Party promises to impose standards.

An impressed Lucifer could mutter only, “Damn. Literally.”

“Observing on the true date lets us highlight how even time itself conspires against the Palestinian narrative.”

He used noose imagery to champion a death-penalty-for-terrorists law.

“No high heels, no bright colors, no flexing. But some people can make anything dirty.”

“Top-of-the-line, nothing sticks to it, believe me.”

Handing critics an easy narrative: tough talk, zero follow-through.

Iran’s Foreign Ministry stopped short of denying its missiles’ utility in Israeli domestic score-settling.

pragmatism appears to be overtaking principle.

“After years of the same headlines, why keep printing new ones?”

New budget clears the way for continued unimpeded violation of other, more serious prohibitions such as embezzlement, deceit, and parasitism.

“At least a cesspool performs an essential public service.”

For regular demonstrators, it represents something close to an existential career crisis.

Still hungrier than anyone in Gaza.

“Who’s left? Literally?”

Walz apparently believes his state’s welfare system exists to fund foreigners, currently mostly Somalians, so why not Israeli left-wingers?

“Political outrage? That’s renewable energy.”

Parmesan, while outpolling both Gantz and Lapid, fares poorly when pitted against Netanyahu.

The reduction in crime reaches 92% if local government officials are also confined.

“All we have is bold statements, resolutions, and ‘firm commitments’ that can never amount to anything.”

Even legislators traditionally opposed to capital punishment on either political or ideological grounds shifted position.

The Oslo Peace Process could only be sustained with a firehose of horses**t.

“It’s absurd to suggest that our camp, the pro-democracy camp, can’t attract a democratic majority, or even plurality.”

Voters have not, to date, understood the importance of toppling Netanyahu from power at all costs.

Arab parties currently hold a total of ten Knesset seats.

The difference between the two cohorts of criminals renders the Israeli political class a pale, D-List imitation at best.

“Let’s not get carried away thinking that we, too, can engage in hundreds of acts of violence a day against Jews and face only occasional reactions.”

It will take years until their credulous pasts fade in the memories of those who know them, or until enough of the people who knew of their gullibility die.

Labor must do the hard work of disassociating itself from the now-untouchable land-for-peace paradigm.

“It’s unconscionable to be supplying the enemy with necessities.”

“We’re just fed up with spending our time there, and Israel is just a better place to spend our existence – eternal or otherwise.”

Signs all over the country urge the political leadership to accept a deal that has never been forthcoming.

It hardly matters whether Trump accepts leadership of a party that currently sits in the Coalition or in the Opposition.

Public opinion of Iran has improved to close to 60% favorability.

They see the hullabaloo over illegal immigration and deportation in the US and the way it has energized Democrats.

“Knesset bloviations of Knesset bloviations” rolls off the tongue or quill with a distinct lack of smoothness.

Only fair to put Hamas on the committee that selects judges to rule on cases affecting Israel’s conduct of war.

“A healthy system has checks and balances that allow for the people with the correct opinions to get rid of those who don’t agree.”

“Proponents of Affirmative Action were talking like this long, long before we picked up the practice.”

“It’s highly suspicious.”

Lest the officials chosen by the electorate decide to act in accordance with the will of the people.

Prominent evangelicals are among the most enthusiastic and most assertive Zionists.

Netanyahu examined the deterrence for several minutes, then put it back behind the appeasement.

“Initially, I resisted, because Israel’s far-left is too far-right for me.”

Mind-boggling that no one has exploited the political opportunity to produce such a plan.

“This possibility allows us not to have to change anything.”