I’m So Concerned For Jews’ Safety, I’m Willing To Sacrifice Israel's Jews For It By Amira Soltani, director of advocacy, Jewish Voice for Peace
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I’m So Concerned For Jews’ Safety, I’m Willing To Sacrifice Israel's Jews For It 
Holocaust Deniers' Auschwitz Obsession Deprives My Mobile Killing Squad Of Its Glory by Standartenführer Klaus Richter, former commander, Einsatzkommando 5
Just Because All The Evidence For Gaza Genocide Is Fake Doesn't Mean There's No Gaza Genocide! By Francesca Albanese, Special Rapporteur on the Situation of Human Rights in the Palestinian Territories Occupied since 1967
He's A Great Shidduch But He Doesn't Try To Say 'Creole' During Sultans Of Swing By Devorah Harari age 21
What Is This 'Governing' You Want Instead Of Arresting Bibi? by Zohran Kwame Mamdani, New York City Mayor
Rape? Please. The Only Irredeemable Crime For A Candidate Is Zionism. by Cenk Uygur, The Young Turks
Transferring A Palestinian Prisoner To A Different Cell Also Makes Him A Refugee by the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees (UNRWA)
I Accidentally Urged The Non-Israel Side To Show Restraint by Kaja Kallas, High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy
We Wasted Precious Cuban Resources On That Hasan Piker Idiot? By Raúl Uribe, Deputy Minister of Ideological Facepalms
Perhaps Livestreaming My Attempt To Infiltrate Israel Was A Bad Idea By Ahmed Khalil, Activist and Content Creator
Rubio, Take Over For Bibi – He’s In Trouble, And What’s One More Portfolio To You? by President Donald J. Trump
Pro-Islamists Wearing ‘Human Rights’ NGOs As Skin Suits Make Us Skin-Suit-Wearers Look Bad by James “Buffalo Bill” Gumm
I Was Mid-Jihadgooning When The IDF Came & Spiked My Cortisol Levels by Calb Iqlar, Hamas fighter
Please Exclude My Mother-In-Law From The Mi Sheberach By Pinchas Spergel
Year 2096: Weird How Everyone’s Grandparent Was In The Resistance, None In The Basij by Reza Mashadi, amateur historian, Federal Republic of Iran
It’s A Tough Job, Raping Virgin Girls So They Don’t Get Into Jannah After Execution, But Someone’s Gotta Do It by Kasaafat Bisharaf, Basij enforcer
You Idiots Killed All The Gaza Children And Now We Have No Blood For The Matza by Chief Rabbi Kalman Ber
I’m A Mossad-Trained Shark. My Mission: Get Idiots To Believe Mossad Trains Sharks. by Agent Finn
So Cute: You Think UNRWA Rice Bags Are For Rice And Not Weapons by Philippe Lazzarini, Commissioner-General
We Lebanese Reject All Foreign Interference, Courtesy Of Iranian, Qatari, and Saudi Patrons We pursue only Lebanese interests, as defined by Iran, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and occasionally France.
I Vociferously Condemn Antisemffjjsdgt. You Know. That Thingy. By Mehdi Hassan
You Mean You Can Just… *Not* Be A Genocidal Antisemite? by Cenk Uygur, Host and Co-Founder, The Young Turks
We Support BDS Unless It Affects Us In Any Way By Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez, Kingdom of Spain
To Be Christian You Must Deny Foundational Parts Of Christianity, Such As Jesus Was A Jew by Fick Nuentes
Maybe If We Boycott Soybeans, Or Something, Israel Will Disappear? I’m Out Of Ideas by Ayam Bin Khara, Palestine activist
Our Plan To Make Israel-Haters Look Stupid By Just Letting Them Talk Is Proceeding Apace By Yehuda Thunkett, Mossad Section Chief
You Can Have My Gun When You Pry It Out Of My Child’s Cold, Dead Hands by Sakmi Deek, Hamas fighter
Wait, Were We Supposed To Take Care Of The Hostages? By the International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement
‘America First’ Means Putting Qatar, Pakistan, And Russia First by Red Pill Media, X Activist
Mein Führer, Apparently You Appeal To Queers, Gays, And Blacks Now by Martin Bormann, Head of the Party Chancellery
Trump Thinks We’re Scared He’ll ‘Open The Gates Of Hell.’ But We Already Live In Gaza. In Hell, they threaten to open the gates of Gaza, is what I’m saying.
The Only Reason I Even Subscribe To Some Outlets Is So I Can Demonstratively Cancel by Abir Mikledet, activist
It’s Getting Crowded Here In Hell by Ismail Haniyeh, yet another assassinated Hamas leader
How Many Irreplaceable Men Must Die Before Enough Children Die To Force The World To Stop Israel? by Mahmoud al-Zahar, Hamas co-founder, senior official, semi-retired
I’d Better Pre-Record My Nagging In Case I Die Before My Husband By Shulamit Shoshani, 68
Hostages Are Just A Pretext For Aggression But If We Freed Them We’d Lose The Leverage We Claim The Hostages Don’t Provide by Khaled Mashal, Hamas Chief
If We Don’t Astroturf Far-Left Jews, Why Are We Even In Business? by Joseph Kahn, Executive Editor, The New York Times
Every Moral Person Puts Gaza’s Starving (Yet Oddly Camera-Shy) Population Before Sudan’s Plight by Francesaca Albanese, Agnes Callamard, Rashida Tlaib, or whichever propagandist you prefer
No One Ever Hacks *MY* Social Media Account To Post Antisemitism by Eeyore
Zionism Is Not Judaism, Which Is Why We Attack Jewish Institutions To Protest Zionism By Zohran Madani, Democratic Party candidate for New York City Mayor
Say, Ali, You Seem Like You Could Use My Autopen by Joe Biden
Don’t Worry, EVENTUALLY I’ll Be Right About Causing WWIII By Tucker Carlson
Proposal: Grant To Study DNA Of High Incidence Of Gaza Children Photographed With Excess Fingers by Tyrone Rugen, post-doctoral researcher, Harvard University
I Foresaw The Relief Of Deliverance In Relatable Terms: Peeing After Holding It In For Hours. God Had Other Ideas. by Zaviel, prophet Mei Raglayim, May 27 – I’m fine. I’m fine. Not everyone can have their prophecy recorded for all generations. Vanishingly few ever get that privilege. It’s just frustrating as all get out that when I had the opportunity to express the intensity and visceral experience of the resolution of history in the …
Gaza Is An Open-Air Prison. How Dare You Suggest Anyone Leave! by Mehdi Hasan
I Can’t Believe Behaving Like Total Schmucks Hasn’t Attracted More Support For Palestine by Cody Balmer, suspect in arson attack on residence of Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro
Go To The Gym? And Be Influenced By Self-Empowerment That Contradicts The Chosen Helplessness Behind My Antisemitic Conspiracy Theories? No Thank You! By Stu Peterson
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I Save Time By Noticing The Things Jews *Don’t* Control by Jackson Hinkle Moscow, April 3 – Monitoring and alerting the world to the nefarious machinations of the Hebrew menace takes up most of my day; the work at once challenges and energizes me. As vigorous as it can make me, however, I still must give due attention to scheduling considerations, and cannot, I must …
Maybe Somebody Will Eat The Stale Leftover Hamantaschen *Tomorrow* Not even the apricot ones? Or the… is that one prune?
I Have To Lead Mordechai The Jew On A Horse. Could This Day Get Any WORSE? by Haman, son of Hamedatha the Aggagite, Viceroy, Achaemenid Empire
Gaza Has 6 Months Of Food. Break Out The Starving Baby Photos Now, Or Wait A Week? by Saleh Aljafarawi, AKA Mr. FAFO
Palestinian Victory Will Be Complete When We Provoke Israel Into Killing The Last Palestinian by Abu Obeida, Hamas Spokesman
Hamas Doesn’t Take Western Volunteers, So Working For The Red Cross Will Have To Do by Tor Olafssen, International Committee of the Red Cross
Pathetic Zionist Rhetoric Can’t Match Our Own Behavior’s Power To Dehumanize Us by Abu Obeida, Hamas spokesman
I Can’t Believe I Ate Those Bears’ Porridge – They’re Zionists! by Goldilocks
We Palestinians Are Indigenous, Which Is Why We Have No Cultural Continuity With The Ancients, Unlike Those Usurper Jews by Muhammad Al-Kurd, activist
Let’s Ignore The Japanese Experience Of Wrongly Thinking Americans Soft, And Keep Antagonizing Them by Qidob Utay, Qatari Islamist
Hey Look, Honey, I Got A Pager In My Stocking! by Jackson Hinkle
We Have The Zionists Right Where We Want Them! In Total Control Of Our Positions! By Fawzi Barhoum, Hamas Official