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Middle East · Lead Story Regime Vowing Destruction Of Israel Attacks Every Neighbor But Israel

Regime defenders assured reporters Iran will strike "the Zionist Entity" with "a crushing blow" any day now, just you wait.

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Religion 1 day ago Atheists See Gaza ‘Genocide’ Lie Spread, Realize We Haven’t Evolved Past Religion

"You have not outgrown religion. You have merely changed the hymnal. And the ones we're seeing now are all translated from Arabic.”

Israel 2 days ago School Year Starts Without Teacher Strike, Parents Wonder: Is That Legal?

A petition circulated demanding unions announce a makeup strike so families could get their bearings.

Opinion I’m So Concerned For Jews’ Safety, I’m Willing To Sacrifice Israel's Jews For It

Defense Committee To Protect Journalists: Israel Targets Journalists Launching Incendiary Kites From Gaza

The Rest of the World Tucker Carlson: Israel Killed Dolly Parton

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8 days ago Left-Wing Parties Yearn For Return To Golden Age Of Austerity And Scarcity

August 17, 2026 Right-Wing Parties Vow To Work Even Harder To Avoid Implementing An Actual Right-Wing Agenda

August 6, 2026 Dungeon Master Has Apparently Set Hard Limit Of 4 For MK Wisdom

Defense

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4 days ago Committee To Protect Journalists: Israel Targets Journalists Launching Incendiary Kites From Gaza

August 19, 2026 Progressives Split Over IDF Deployment Of Transgender Prison Guards

August 10, 2026 October 7 Participant Unclear On Why Americans So Opposed To Mass Shootings

Religion

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1 day ago Atheists See Gaza ‘Genocide’ Lie Spread, Realize We Haven’t Evolved Past Religion

10 days ago Palestinian Abuse Driving Christians Out of Bethlehem Obviously Israel’s Fault

August 13, 2026 God Assures His People That Oppressors’ 1400-Year Run ‘Just A Phase’

Israel

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2 days ago School Year Starts Without Teacher Strike, Parents Wonder: Is That Legal?

11 days ago Haaretz Food Critic Gets Hernia Trying Not To Mention Palestinians

August 12, 2026 Rise In Vomiting, Anxiety, Domestic Violence Linked To Election Campaign Cringe

Middle East

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5 min ago Regime Vowing Destruction Of Israel Attacks Every Neighbor But Israel

9 days ago Iranian Central Bank Introduces New Unit of Currency: The ‘Wheelbarrowful’

August 16, 2026 Lebanon About Ready To Drive Palestinian ‘Refugees’ Into Sea

The Rest of the World

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6 days ago Tucker Carlson: Israel Killed Dolly Parton

August 18, 2026 Mossad Testing How Absurd It Can Induce Candace Owens To Become Over Charlie Kirk

August 9, 2026 Ontario Halves Arson Stats By Redefining 'Arson' To Exclude Antisemitic Attacks

Opinion

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3 days ago I’m So Concerned For Jews’ Safety, I’m Willing To Sacrifice Israel's Jews For It

August 20, 2026 Holocaust Deniers' Auschwitz Obsession Deprives My Mobile Killing Squad Of Its Glory

August 11, 2026 Just Because All The Evidence For Gaza Genocide Is Fake Doesn't Mean There's No Gaza Genocide!

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