Palestinians Insist ‘Gulf Of America’ Originally Called ‘Julf Al-Mariq’ “The indigenous Palestinian population of Julf Al-Mariq will resist this imperialism just as we resist Zionist settler colonialism.”
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Palestinians Insist ‘Gulf Of America’ Originally Called ‘Julf Al-Mariq’ “The indigenous Palestinian population of Julf Al-Mariq will resist this imperialism just as we resist Zionist settler colonialism.”
El Salvador OK Taking Violent US Criminals, But Palestinian ‘Refugees’ A Hard NO No one wants to absorb a population steeped in radicalism, hatred, and violence.
Trump: Greenland, Canada Ideal For Relocating Palestinians “No overcrowding there.”
Biden Warns Incoming Administration: ‘Don’t’ “That was powerful,” remarked MSNBC commentator Rachel Maddow.
White House Staff Not Planning To Inform Biden His Presidency Over “He has moments of lucidity; he gets this look of abject horror.”
Columbia Bans Hanukkah Lights; ‘Celebrates Genocide’ “We regret that we did not act sooner.”
Democrats Fear Trump Will Weaponize Defense Dept Against America’s External Foes “Our enemies might be effectively deterred.”
California Still Counting Syria Ballots “We ask the public’s patience,” a representative of Governor Gavin Newsom’s office posted.
US Aid To Israel, Ukraine AGAIN Fails To Spark WWIII Also noted: the odd phenomenon of US adversaries lacking any corresponding concern that their own policies might provoke global conflagration.
After Failure In US Elections, Anti-Israel Agitators Resolve To Be Even More Annoying Questioning tactics, or the effectiveness of actions is the most un-Palestinian thing you could imagine.
Under Trump, Marketers Prepare To Bring Back Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben Companies feared getting targeted as racist for “exploiting” the likeness of a minority person.
Amid Tight Michigan Race, Harris Promises To Add Nasrallah To Mt. Rushmore The post contained video of Harris attempting a Lebanese Arabic accent as she sang the praises of “Sayed Nasrallah.”
Campus Activists In Bind As Leadership Of Decimated Hezbollah Passes To Netanyahu Implications still unclear, if Hezbollah in disarray already.
Man Arguing ‘You Can’t Defeat An Idea’ Spends Life Trying To Defeat Zionism “Resist the temptation to solve problems with violence, as the Zionists are trying to do. The way to resist is by all means necessary, no matter how bloody and destructive.”
Iranian Runner Arrives In Beirut To Warn Hezbollah Beepers Compromised “You have to stop using the pagers before something awful happens.”
Harris: Trump A Coward For Backing Out Of Third Assassination Attempt “Showing him unfit and unwilling to make the sacrifices a leader must make.”
Harris Campaign Skips Middle Man By Merging With CAIR “Personnel is policy.”
Pro-Palestine Students Boycott Freshman Orientation For Including Kosher Food They insist no one in the pro-Palestine coalition at Harvard is antisemitic.
DNC Downplays Hostages’ Families: ‘Hostage-Taking Way Down This Year’ The same approach as to the economy: statistics show improvement, ignoring those whose experiences do not reflect the numbers.
SS Denies ‘Two-Tier’ Treatment Of Auschwitz Inmates He sought to draw distinctions between his policies and those of “Two-Tier Keir” Starmer.
IDF To Send Soldiers Accused Of Torturing Terrorists To NYC Where DA Will Drop Charges The IDF prosecutor might drop charges against demonstrators who agree to criticize Netanyahu.
To Demonstrate Physical Prowess, Biden Tries Kicking Nuclear Football Karine Jean-Pierre denied the reports. “The president is doing pushups and squat thrusts as we speak.”
Pro-Hamas Student Takeover Of Hogwarts Building Ends Badly The Quibbler ran a cover illustration of a Palestinian child with six fingers and three arms.
Pudding Makers Vie For Rights To Biden’s Brain NY Times acknowledgement of Biden’s brain-pudding has removed industry’s barriers to acting on it.
Acceptance Of Irish Fleeing Potato Famine Denounced As ‘Abetting Ethnic Cleansing’ “I, for one, am pleased that Egypt has kept its border with Gaza.”
After Pushback From Staff On Move To Dangerous Ramallah, Spain Also To Close DC Embassy “Washington’s restaurant scene is laughable. Tel Aviv is so much better. We’re considering running our embassy to the US from there.”
Israel Boosts Democrat Support For Gaza Op By Calling Palestinian Deaths ‘Late-Late-Term Abortions’ “If ‘Palestine’ isn’t a fully-formed state, there shouldn’t be a problem aborting it.”
Democrats Worried Not Enough DEI Admin Positions Available In US For Resettled Hamas Members “Only through DEI can the vast majority of these people achieve gainful employment.”
Palestine Refugees Decline Offer Of Canadian Citizenship; ‘Illegal To Kill Jews There’ “But give it two years, max.”
Columbia Guarantees 4.0 GPA To Anyone Participating In Pro-Terror Rally Any mention of the IDF instead of the IOF will disqualify the applicant.
Baltimore Bridge Collapse: Israeli Sabotage To Preempt Palestine Protesters Blocking Traffic There “We all remember Stuxnet.”
Muslims’ Vows To Vote Against Biden: Same Vibe As ‘Queers For Palestine’ Willing to restore to the Oval Office a man whose policies during his first term included the ‘Muslim ban.’
Biden OK With Whatever Israel Does As Long As There’s Ice Cream “Joe wants fudge ripple,” the president announced.
Good Faith Of Evangelical Support For Israel Questioned By People Allied With Actual Antisemites Palestine activism, on the other hand, offers its constituents the moral purity and consistency of deeming the civil rights and safety of Jews contingent on not conflicting with anyone else’s desires.
Group Railing Against ‘Jewish Supremacy’ Takes Particular Joy In Asserting Islamic Supremacy Parallels with demonstrators who slam violence visited on Palestinians, while directing violence at Jews.
Israeli Settler-Colonialism, Ethnic Cleansing Criticized By Woman Living In Former Sioux Territory “The world would be more peaceful if settlers just went back where they came from,”
Dems Float Conditioning Aid To Israel On Israel Agreeing To Own Destruction “If pandering to the emotions the Democratic base by feeding into murderous Islamist rage is what it takes to win in 2024, then so be it.”
Biden Admin Considering Forming Committee To Ponder Options For Thinking About Concept Of Task Force To Mull Response To Iran Attacks It will weigh looking into the possibility of convening a group to explore what might constitute an as-yet-undetermined answer.
With No Nearby Cancer Hospital, Synagogue, Palestine Activists Lack Protest Venue Nowhere to disrupt traffic, chant antisemitic slogans, and bully passers-by in the name of Palestine.
Zionist Movement Apparently Only Entity Immune To Being Co-Opted, Destroyed by ‘Pro-Palestine’ Activists Human rights movements, international advocacy organizations, sports leagues, institutions of higher education, national governments, local civic groups…
ICC To Probe Whether Israel Behind Stampede That Killed Mufasa Analysts take it as a foregone conclusion that the ICC will move to initiate a full criminal case against Israel.
Pro-Palestine Demonstrator Gets Massive Love By Hijacking Chicago Parade Float, Singing Grooving to the sounds of justice for Palestine.
Activists Fight Dehumanization Of Palestinian Murderers, Mutilators, Abductors, Torturers, Rapists “People are calling them ‘monsters.'”
Massie Renounces W. Virginia Birth To Avoid Accusations Of Dual Loyalty He neglected to explain how the Congressman believes Zionism contradicts American patriotism.
Europe To Take Refugees From Anywhere But Palestine “It is the very least we can do. Unless the people who seek a new life here are from Palestine.”
Even Total Extermination Insufficient To Convince Man Jews Don’t Control Everything “If we do exterminate all of them, that doesn’t mean we can’t still claim they’re pulling the strings from the Great Beyond.”
BBC Still Reporting Jews Killed William Of Norwich They also stuck with unsubstantiated accusations that the Jews, collectively, killed Jesus.
Pundits Warn Israel: Further Gaza Action Will Squander Nonexistent International Goodwill “The time for a humanitarian ceasefire is now, so that Israel can restore international goodwill for its offensive to the none it enjoyed before.”
London Man Facing Rape, Battery Charges Will Attempt ‘Decolonization By Any Means’ Defense “When it comes to the right cause, the law is a mere technicality.”
CNN Quietly Changes ‘Deadly But Mostly Peaceful’ Chyron About Hamas Pogrom 90% driving, yelling, and walking around searching for victims, with only 1/10 showing rapes, beatings, mutilations, executions, and abductions.
Universities To Prevent Violence Vs. Jews On Campus By Banning Jews Jews may finish the current semester but will be asked not to return for the spring.
Polish Economy Dips On Reports Jews No Longer Need To Leave Israel To Visit Mass Slaughter Sites The agencies noted the condensed placement of the Gaza Envelope massacre sites vis-à-vis the comparatively scattered locations of Holocaust sites in Poland.
Postwar Japan Forced To Solve Societal Problems Because No Culture Of Blaming Jews For Everything No alternative but to address at least some of their actual problems.
Biden Admin Promises To Help Make Israel As Secure As Southern US Border “I urge everyone to visit Eagle Pass, Texas, for example, to get a clear picture of our vision for Israel’s border security.”
Man Who Insists Tiny Percentage Of Non-Zionists Are ‘Real’ Jews Calls Zionist Arabs ‘Tokens’ “They’re not representative.”
Omar, Tlaib Denounce Spate Of Bomb Threats Against Synagogues; ‘Mere Threats Not Enough’ “Palestinians have had enough rhetoric. We need action.”
Only Lasting Palestinian To World Culture: Need For Airport Security While hijacking was not a Palestinian invention, Palestinians hijacked the phenomenon and made it their own.
Countries Full Of Pillaged Jewish Property Lukewarm On Jewish Homeland Reclamation “Some Jews came back after the war and demanded their stuff back. Can you imagine? Now I know how the Arabs feel.”
Millions Trying To Reach US Must Not Have Heard It Irredeemably Evil, Racist, Dangerous “Really, we should expect millions of Americans to be fleeing, since the place is so awful.”
Palestinian From Lebanon Refugee Camp Reaches San Francisco, Turns Right Around He realized Ein el-Hilweh wasn’t so bad after all.