Defense

“If we required the number to match anything observable on the ground, the righteous feeling would dissipate.”

"No one is discussing anyone's inability to sustain an election.”

A summary calls the method “sound only against people who have never owned aravot.”

"On October 7 they had hundreds. What is there to take home?”

The Islamic Republic may soon defeat Zionism by possessing no remaining instruments with which to attempt it.

"Shooting down a kite carrying a burning rag soaked in flammable liquid is shooting down journalism itself.”

Voices that shrug at hangings in Havana or honor killings in Gaza suddenly discover moral clarity when Israeli is involved.

"Americans are largely infidels, and their violent deaths deserve celebration.”

Delivered via the same chemtrails that the US and other governments have deployed for decades to pacify populations.

Supporters of that approach point to the rich Islamic tradition of beheading.

"We should have been explicit about 'Jews may not defend themselves' from the get-go."

“We’re This Close,” Say Groups Still Citing Hamas Health Ministry Numbers From 2023

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“Cultural appropriation of our toy industry.”

Israel is both a fragile client state dependent on Washington’s largesse and an all-powerful lobby that puppeteers the entire U.S. government.

Hezbollah called the new measure “toothless,” unaware of how how right and wrong they were at the same time.

“From the river to the sea… why is that guy speaking Farsi?”

“At this rate we’ll look like complete idiots at the ICJ,” warn activists

“This isn’t Metropolis. We have protocols.”

“This is why we can’t have nice things.”

The Committee to Protect Journalists insists the vests be reserved for “verified members of the press” who somehow never notice rockets fired from hospitals.

Aid workers told reporters that they are still working on ways to blame Israel for the phenomenon.

Millions of shares across sympathetic platforms before fact-checkers can even load the page.

“The competence and concern for citizenry smacks suspiciously of Zionism.”

Tehran insists its program is for countering existential threats, in line with historical justifications for antisemitic rhetoric globally.

Each wave conveniently clears inventory without Beirut needing to lift a finger or risk internal fracture.

“You can’t hold us accountable for draft one. That’s like criticizing a chef for burning the first pancake.”

The simulated enemies opt for radical tactics such as “not starting unwinnable wars.”

“He has stealth, he has speed, he had an exit strategy, he had situational awareness.”

The United Nations has called for an independent investigation into “atmospheric rights violations.”

Evidence at the scene suggests that at least one half of the contents of one bottle, drained toward the end of the massacre, spilled onto a table and floor rather than into the mouth of any of the perpetrators.

But it does sometimes make the men doing it feel powerful.

The system will also interest law enforcement agencies.

Footage showed a Caucasian male wearing a leather jacket over a white t-shirt and sweater vest, devastatingly handsome.

Earlier attempts tried to fly donkeys into Gaza, to serve a similar conjugal role.

“Our friends in Gaza tell us that Israel has massacred hundreds of thousands of innocent pregnant animal journalists.”

“That Khazar doesn’t belong anywhere but in Poland, or Russia, or wherever it is Jews really come from.”

“I know the shoes don’t matter for a getup like this, but I have just the pair in mind.”

“You’re afraid!”

Just as every dead Hamas or Hezbollah fighter became a pregnant child journalist aid worker in NGO reports.

The two million suffering people of the Gaza Strip need only wait an eternity.

“We are running out of front-line children.”

“We’re talking about people who don’t realize there’s a difference between the West Bank and the Gaza Strip to begin with.”

“What’s the point of advancing the agenda of the Islamic Revolution if it can’t deliver the goods the way Zionism has?”

They only have stockpiles of the standard Israeli roll somewhere between a hot dog bun, only denser, and a baguette, only softer and smoother.

The 86-year-old has committed hundreds of atrocities on the site.

A logical extension of the cartoonish accusations against Israel.

Only to have the system speakers launch into the characteristic opening drum sequence of Never Gonna Give You Up.

The pod shared a sense of relief at having caught only those two phones.

“Optimally, you want to deploy it from a commanding vantage point so direct exposure to it affects the maximum area of the battle zone.”

Morale has taken more than a decade to recover from a 2014 episode that saw Israeli agents steal the Ayatollah’s entire tentacle porn archive.

“It might look like Israeli actions somehow forced Hamas into this position, where it looks weakened.”

The statement will also include the assertion that Episodes 7-9 are superior to 1-3. Ofer Prison, May 4 – Taking a page from the Hamas public relations playbook, the next exchange of incarcerated Palestinians as part any upcoming hostage deal will feature a public ceremony in which the soon-to-be-free men will, with armed guards standing …

Tehran’s subsidence exceeds the normal rate for a metropolis of its size by six hundred percent.

Comments such as “This is what our military aid to Israel should be used for.”

Some versions of the offer also included safe passage out of Gaza.

if Israel can marshal thuggery to showcase its grassroots support, the public relations playing field might tilt less to Israel’s detriment.

“Everyone knows how absurd that would be.”

The movement has chosen Hitler 3 as one of its flagship reconstruction tasks.

Because reasons.