Defense

Trump has not ruled out satellite presidential libraries in the US.

The United Nations Redundant Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees (UNRRWA) will begin operations in March.

“People sometimes have to move. But not if you make them part of the structure.”

Other shapes, even if available, do not offer the versatility and efficiency of the triangle in battlefield situations.

“It’s amazing what we can achieve when we really try.”

“We need to pull numbers out of a Russian butt instead of a Palestinian one; out of a Canadian derriere instead of a South African one.”

About 95% of the buff soldiers in the zone are men, but the female specimens attract more attention.

“This reflects longstanding regional norms.”

Watchdog groups thinking that the entire national budget could shrink by up to 17 billion shekels per year.

An increase of a full zero percent over the figure for one year ago.

A distraction in the main paragraphs but incorrect to ignore entirely.

Akin to the ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ campaign of Londoners during the Blitz.

“President Biden told Israel not to kill [Hezbollah leader Sheikh Hassan] Nasrallah last October when the IDF had him in their sights.”

“We will unleash untold wrath on a field of straw somewhere outside the town of Shlomi!”

The largest fecal element involves the notion that Israel can or will be destroyed.

“Those who have made the criticisms… have confused supporting functions with core functions.”

“I hesitate to cite exact numbers, but how many more apple trees does the enemy possess?”

The discovery complicates friends’ expectations that you will buy a new one instead of using theirs.

“Not a metaphor, but also, yes, a metaphor,” Beelzebub stated.

“Our premises can’t be wrong – those are axiomatic,” he explained, detailing the difficulty.

The man died from a boring old infection a few months later instead.

“I can’t do my job under these conditions.”

“I thought my experience holding a janitor hostage would be an asset.”

“Houthis fail to appreciate is that they only spawn more Israeli soldiers with each drone launch at Israel,” not a single diplomat has observed.

Imaginary IDF atrocity after imaginary atrocity has driven the activists to extreme levels of frustration.

“I should have remembered the Jews control Hollywood.”

“Israel causes immense damage to our work.”

How and where to use the supplies is left to the discretion of local Hamas personnel.

“Beau died in a Hamas tunnel,” responded the president. “He was a hero.”

Experts struggled to name a repressive, murderous dictator with whom Palestinian leaders have not made common cause.

The fruit has become a new shorthand for support for Palestinian violence against Israel.

The auto-auto da fé phenomenon.

“Why does the offensive seem to be proceeding anyway?”

“Our UNRWA school administrators have been unavailable – something about ‘bad reception underground.'”

“Maybe line up the prisoners in front of it and use them as a barrier.”

“RPG? More like MSG.”

Every single one is a child and journalist.

“I know it sounds bizarre.”

“In a month we could have the BBC, New York Times, and CNN citing a million dead as a credible statistic.”

Any attempt to place Palestinians in some hypothetical non-innocence constitutes ethnic cleansing.

Only the drivers survived.

Human rights groups immediately condemned the operation.

The ruins include hundreds of miles of reinforced-concrete tunnels beneath those former buildings.

“The [civilian] Israelis we killed on October 7 couldn’t make saving throws nearly as well.”

Medical uniforms also hard to come by.

Marches celebrating the massacre by Palestinians of 1400 Israelis were “calling for a ceasefire.”

“There’s only one entity diabolical and clever enough to pull off this sort of thing,” stated Asghar Bukhari, a London-based expert.

“There is no shortage of innocent content on those phones. This indiscriminate severing of access violates human rights law.”

“They’re also dropping flyers offering generous financial rewards for information on the hostages we took.”

“Violence against Jews always has mitigating elements that make the brutality understandable, if not technically legal.”

Israel’s exclusive use of the system to protect its citizens, and not those of an enemy entity, is “racist and discriminatory.”

“Now we know everyone will blame Israel no matter what.”

“There’s something going on here that we normally associate only with the quantum realm of physics.”

“Once again, the world stands idly as Israel wantonly ignores all international norms.”

“We’re all trying to figure out how this happened,” stated Masri, looking around at his angry comrades, the timbre of his words evoking Alvin the Chipmunk.

“Also Israel bombed a mosque next to a school!” they shouted, referring to a mosque that Hamas used as a weapon-storage depot.

Her travails recall the case of a Gaza man who, several years ago, died six times at the hand of IDF snipers.

Documented celebrations took place throughout Palestinian-controlled areas once news of the attacks reached them.

Instead of waiting for Israel to strike Palestinian militant positions embedded among civilians, the emerging approach calls for children to participate in combat in an active way.

They played an active part in outing, rounding up, beating, raping, killing, or otherwise mistreating Jews in their midst.