I Can’t Believe I Ate Those Bears’ Porridge – They’re Zionists! by Goldilocks
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I Can’t Believe I Ate Those Bears’ Porridge – They’re Zionists! 
We Palestinians Are Indigenous, Which Is Why We Have No Cultural Continuity With The Ancients, Unlike Those Usurper Jews by Muhammad Al-Kurd, activist
Let’s Ignore The Japanese Experience Of Wrongly Thinking Americans Soft, And Keep Antagonizing Them by Qidob Utay, Qatari Islamist
Hey Look, Honey, I Got A Pager In My Stocking! by Jackson Hinkle
We Have The Zionists Right Where We Want Them! In Total Control Of Our Positions! By Fawzi Barhoum, Hamas Official
Zionism’s Not Jewish – Most Zionists Aren’t Jewish! Which Is Why We Only Attack Jewish Zionists. by Zachary Foster
We Israeli Leftists Adore The Global Left Who Keep Shooting Us In The Foot by MK Benny Gantz, Chairman, Israel Resilience Party
You Fool. You Can’t Claim To Be Pro-Israel While Supporting Israel! by Jeremy Ben-Ami, Director, J-Street
What’s This ‘Toilet Paper’ In My Gaza Aid Package? Do Westerners Not Have ‘Hands’? by Jukha Masri, Gaza City resident
Sir, Don’t Throw It, The IDF Has Attached Boomerangs To Our Grena- by Hisham Fadi, Hezbollah militaman
I Beat My Israeli Hostage Every Day But Palestine Isn’t Any Freer by Omar Sh’theed, Hamas supporter in Gaza
A Meme Attributing Something Genocidal To Ben-Gurion Is All The Evidence I Need by Sajid Hasan, Keyboard Warrior for Palestine
Rhetoric That Inspires Violence Is Wrong! Unless It’s Pro-Palestine Rhetoric. by Rashida Tlaib, Congresswoman, 12h District, Michigan
OK, That’s Enough About 9/11 For Today; It Detracts From The Evil-Israel Narrative by Nigel Dickwick, Sky News editor
The Israelis Spread Rumors I’m Disguised As A Woman But I Am NON-BINARY! by Yahya Sinwar, Hamas Chair(man)
This Idiot Really Thinks The Muppet Show Wasn’t About Palestine by Ruppert Wallace, MSW
Yes Iran Is A Bad Boy But I Can Totally Fix Him by the Obama-Biden-Harris administration
We’d Love For Hezbollah To Draw Israel Into War, Too, But Then It Won’t Be All About Us Palestinians by Hind Khoudary, Gaza journalist and Hamas supporter
Sir, Please Reassign Me From Listening In On Khamenei’s Phone Sex With His Daughter by Agent 42069, Mossad Communications Surveillance Section
Flee Gaza? What Part Of ‘Palestine Refugee’ Is Unclear? Think how much more justice we would have in the world had the defeated Germans chosen the path of perpetual Resistance!
Fatwa: No, Pepsi Is NOT OK A new bottle design features blue and white, identified with Zionism.
Those Diaper-Wearing IDF Soldiers Are Such Weak Cowards, We Can’t Stop Them From Killing 40,000 Gazans by Hussein Wiblash, Hamas fighter
Restaurant Review: Propaganda Photo Dining In Gaza Rubble The makeshift kitchen equipment Chef Farradoun sets up just off camera reproduces the quality and flavor of a gourmet kitchen.
I’ll Testify At The ICC That Israel Killed Me By Starvation by Muhammad al-Masri, Gaza resident
We Need To Widen These Tunnels; My Ears Keep Getting Caught by Yahya Sinwar
I Promise No American Boots In Gaza, Lest Cannibals Eat Our Boys by Joseph R. Biden, President of the United States
I Have Traveled From 1948 To See The Glorious Islamic Future Of Southern Syria by Abd al-Qadir Husseini
‘Jews Don’t Count To Human Rights Groups’ Is Dishonest; More Like ‘Hurting Jews Is A Plus’ by Agnes Callamard, Director, Amnesty International
So Cute: You Think Violent Pro-Palestine Activism Aims To Generate Sympathy by Aisaq Samqaq, Students for Justice in Palestine, Vanderbilt University Chapter
Maybe We Should Shift From Decrying ‘Genocide’ Of Palestinians To Welcoming It by Prince Mohammed bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al-Saud, Crown Prince and Prime Minister, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
The Jewish Corpses Didn’t Resist, So It Wasn’t Rape by Muhammad El-Kurd, Palestine activist and commentator
There Will Be No ‘Day After Hamas’ Because We Still Live In The Seventh Century by Ismail Haniyeh, Chairman, Hamas Islamic Resistance Movement
IDF Thugs! Didn’t Even *Knock* When They Bashed In Our Door To Rescue Hostages! by Muhammad Ayman, Rafah resident
Finding Sinister Motives For Every Normal Israeli Behavior Is Easier Than I Thought by Sulamain Ahmed, online activist
WE ARE DESTROYING THE ISRAELI ARMY WAAAAAAAHHH EVERYBODY STOP THEM WE’RE HELPLESS we resist with every drop of blood oh God so much blood help us
I Assure You The Red Cross Is Working As Hard As It Can To Facilitate Terrorism by Mirjana Spoljaric Egger, president, International Committee of the Red Cross
Crap. Left My Harvard Application In A Tunnel The IDF Blew Up. Have To Plagiarize It All Over Again. I hope the Admissions Committee at Harvard appreciates the extra effort I had to put into this application.
Homework Load Denounced As Disproportionate, Possible Crime Against Humanity They must sit for up to an hour per school day to complete tasks in disciplines that the classroom instruction time should have sufficed to impart.
Excuse Me, Are You A Gentile? Have You Put On Invalid T’fillin Today? by Mendy Katz, Chabad shaliach
Israel Has Held Me As A POW For A Week But Provided No Women To Rape. This Is A WAR CRIME. by Jafar Masri, Hamas fighter, UNRWA employee
Israel Better Not Violate Any Ceasefire By Returning Hamas Fire by Joseph R. Biden, President, United States of America
It’s So Cute That You Think Evidence Will Change My Already-Decided Anti-Israel Mind by @HassanHimmlerLover42088
I’ll Just Fight For Palestine From Afar By Attacking Random Jews, Thanks by Ibrahim Bharmal, editor, Harvard Law Review
Not Now, I’m Still Writing A Paper Explaining How Raping Jewish Girls Till Their Pelvises Break Will Free Palestine by Lowell Eastman, Sociology Department, University of Pennsylvania
Hamas Effort To Air-Drop Supplies To IDF-Surrounded City Via Missiles Yields Mixed Results “The grenades, bullets, and explosives we load onto the missiles have an unfortunate tendency to detonate on impact.”
NO HUMAN BEING IS ILLEGAL Except Jews Living Where Anyone Objects by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Congresswoman (NY – 14th Congressional District)
Israel Destroyed Our High-Rises – Where Will We Throw Gays Off The Roof From Now? How does anyone expect us to maintain morality?
Why Would It Occur To Us To Check Whether NGOs For A Cause Steeped In Terrorism Are Linked To Terrorism? by Inge Boer, European Commission Directorate Secretary
Jews Mock Palestinian Refugees By Living In Huts This Week by Ali Latdam, Quds News Network
You Other Jews Don’t Punch Your Chests Hard Enough During Confession. Allow Me. by Peter Beinart
A Guy Just Can’t Call The Jewish State A Genocidal Apartheid Fourth Reich Without Being Called Antisemitic Jews were protected under Muslim rule! Protected from whom I’m not certain, because obviously Islamic rule is tolerant.
Shooting Jewish Teachers Will Convince The World To Support A Free Palestine by Nimr Kawukji, Hamas operative
by Khaled Mash’al, Hamas official
Wait, Is It ‘Israel = The Nazis’ Or ‘Nazis Didn’t Do The Holocaust’? by Owen Fairchild, Jeremy Corbyn acolyte
European Names That European Governments Forced On Jews Proves Jews Are European, Not Levantine by Faisal al-Kurd, activist
As Soon As We Figure Out Which Ancient Population To Unprovably Claim As Forebears, You Zionists Are FINISHED by Muhammed al-Kurd, Palestinian activist and commentator
If We’re To Genocide The Palestinians, What’s With All The Free Medical Care? by Dr. Tzvi Bar-Giora, Department Chief, Obstetrics, Hadassah – Ein Kerem University Medical Center
The UN Must Help Calm The French Riots By Condemning Israel Funding from dictatorships might dry up if too many people other than Jews (or their US proxies) star in human rights NGO opprobrium
I Hate Having To Pretend I Like The Sweets Fadi Distributes When Jews Die It’s reached the point that I’m no longer so thrilled when Jews die. Maybe that makes me a bad Palestinian.
Use My Pronouns! Also, I Override The Wishes Of 75% Israeli Arabs By Calling Them ‘Palestinians’ by Louise Offerman, 2LBGTQIA+ activist